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Congratulations to Katie on winning a "Herd Your Horses" game in the first Christian Cowgirl Joke Contest!

Katie's winning joke:

 

Some race horses in a stable are having a discussion. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"That's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, swishing his tail.

At this point, they notice a greyhound dog that has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

Last Updated on Monday, 25 May 2009 22:09
 

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