What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bucking horse? Answer

How many legs would a horse have if you called his tail a leg? Answer

Why did the horse take a ruler to bed? Answer

How's the horse that swallowed the half dollar? Answer

A horse was brought in to the vet with a cucumber in his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear.
Owner: Can you tell me what's wrong with him? Answer

Did you hear about the veterinary surgeon who cut off the horse's whole left side by mistake? No, how's the horse? Answer

You've got to help me, Doc. My horse is starting to believe he's a pretzel. Answer

Doctor, my horse has swallowed a spoon! Answer

Doctor, my horse swallowed my pen! What should I do? Answer

Doctor, my horse is going crazy, he thinks he's a pair of curtains. Answer

Doc, my horse thinks he's a bird. Answer

Why did horses dislike Theodore Roosevelt? Answer

Why was the little horse unhappy? Answer

Doctor, my horse swallowed a roll of film! Answer

What happens when a black horse jumps into the Red Sea? Answer

Which part of a horse is the most important? Answer

How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Answer

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Answer

What did the horse say while watching Winnie the Pooh? Answer

What is the difference between a horse and a duck? Answer

What's black and white and turns cartwheels? Answer

An out-of-towner accidentally drove his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched him to the car's bumper.

Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move. Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull." Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.

The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet

Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He told a tale of whoa!